I don't like labor, I don't like libs
Or politicians who feed me fibs,
You can count debates amongst the things I hate
And I'm sick of scandals that end in "gate"
I can't stand the money in politics
And ad campaigns get on my tits
I don't like the left, I don't like the right,
I don't like the telly on budget night,
I don't like the bias of the ABC
Though there's nothing worse than pay TV,
I don't like Howard, Bush or Blair,
I don't believe in the electric chair,
I don't like drugs or gun rights
Or people who scream about the right to life,
I don't like PETA or battery hens,
And CEOs in their Mercedes Benz,
At the Government I raise my fist
And zero tolerance is on my spit list,
I'm sick of hearing about censorship,
And politicians who get free trips,
I don't like secrets, I don't like spying,
Kissing babies or leaders crying,
I'm out of the frying pan, onto the griddle
And while the left and right fight,
I'm stuck in the middle.