
A CALL to ARMS!!!
TV's WIL WHEATON is languishing in a RUSSIAN GULAG, abandoned by an uncaring US Government.
TV's WIL WHEATON is famous for such films as "Stand By Me" and shows such as "Star Trek: The Next Generation". However, on a recent trip to Russia, TV's WIL WHEATON was arrested by KGB agents for Acts Against the Soviet State.
According to Russian Officials, TV's WIL WHEATON is guilty of these crimes for his role on Star Trek: The Next Generation (ST:TNG). The OFFICIAL STORY is that ST:TNG was a political argument against COMMUNISM (as represented by the KLINGONS) and was responsible for the FALL of COMMUNISM in RUSSIA.
TV's WIL WHEATON was to attend a SCIENCE FICTION CONVENTION is Moscow, but instead was ARRESTED at the AIRPORT by two undercover KGB agents. From there he was transported to a RUSSIAN PRISON near LENINGRAD.
Unable to contact the outside world other than by letters to his AGENT (which are carefully transcribed onto his WEBLOG), TV's WIL WHEATON is waiting for the day enough public pressure is put on the US Government to cause action to FREE TV's WIL WHEATON.
WE NEED YOU!!!
By now you should be asking, "WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?".
Firstly, you can send TV's WIL WHEATON letters to give him encouragement to survive the HORRORS that are PERPETUATED on his YOUNG, SUPPLE BODY.
The address to send letters to is FREE TV's WIL WHEATON, c/o TV's WIL WHEATON's AGENT, WilPower, Box 12567, La Crescenta, CA 91214.
Secondly, you can join the LETTER WRITING CAMPAIGN by writing to your local Member of Congress and demand that Russia FREE TV's WIL WHEATON.
Thirdly, you can make all your friends and family aware by LINKING to TV's WIL WHEATON's WEB PAGE or to THIS PAGE AND BANNER AD (see top) to make sure as many people as possible come to know of the TERRIBLE PLIGHT of TV's WIL WHEATON. If you can CREATE a BANNER AD, the Campaign to FREE TV's WIL WHEATON will LINK to it from this page.
If you have any QUESTIONS about how you can help beyond these things, or want to get a CARE PACKAGE through to TV's WIL WHEATON, please send an e-mail to freetvswilwheaton@wrongwaygoback.com.
With RAISED VOICES and ANGRY LETTERS, we can BRING TV's WIL WHEATON home. Start writing letters today, and remember to make sure the Government knows to FREE TV's WIL WHEATON.