| robot
wisdom |
Jorn Barger
has been blogging longer than almost everyone else, which makes
him the Grand Madame of weblogs. And as the Grand Madame of Weblogs,
he has every right to take a percentage of other weblog links for
his own personal use. If you don't like it, he'll cut ya, cut ya
good.
Robot
Wisdom is split into two sections; Jorn's takings at the top,
and his private earnings at the bottom. People whisper in private
corners about the exquisite pleasure that are Jorn's links. They
say his links can reduce his clients to tears. But always at premium
prices.
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| jauteria |
John Auterman
is the perfect definition of the link slut. He also openly
admits it. The slut was born on the 1st of January, 2000, which
technically makes linking to it a very bad thing. But then again,
this baby is a bad, bad thing.
The name Jauteria
may confuse you a little, so let's explain it. It is not a conjunction
of "John", "Auterman" & "eria",
as you may have supposed. It is, in fact, a amalgamation of "Jatz
biscuits", "uterus" and "Iago". I don't
get it either, but that's what you get when you smoke too much pot
at Grateful Dead concerts. It's enough to make you a bitter
old bitch.
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| dead@32 |
Not really
a link slut/whore at all, the author of dead@32
is actually in need of a good fuck, which is why he makes this category.
Whether it gives him the will to live
past 32, or snaps him out of his bizarre obsession
with Sal, a fuck will do him the world of good. John, are you
listening?
The dead guy
has been online now for 9
years. The question you should be asking is, "has he been
an angsty,
depressive pathetic soul the entire time?". The answer
is "Yes".
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